If you're like me, you've been able to grow a mustache and sideburns that look like that

of a 70s Halloween costume since you were 11 years old.

As such, shaving and maintaining well-shaped facial hair is the centerpiece of my entire

grooming process.

That's why I was so excited to hear that Henson shaving had taken an interest in our

little old podcast.

And what do you get when a company that built parts for the Mars Rover and international

space station switch over to shaving gear?

Precision, baby.

Made with CNC machines using aerospace standards, the Henson AL-13 is a sight to behold.

The AL-13 is completely plastic-free, and since the razor itself is such high quality,

it could last you your whole life.

Just imagine what can happen throughout the course of your entire life.

Aliens could invade Earth, and your Henson will still be there.

The mole people could emerge from the center of the Earth, and your Henson will still be

kicking.

Aliens and mole people could engage in a massive war for complete dominance over the only

planet with breathable air, only to have the robots come in and destroy them all.

But then a bunch of hackers will figure out a way to turn off the robots, and once again

we inherit the Earth.

But of course, it's only a matter of time before our hubris leads us to make the same mistakes

again, because we as humans are such a fundamentally flawed species.

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