The Virgin Mary never passed her test, but she's very much, she never got the chance.

When did she die?

We don't know.

Nothing about her life is...

Well, it was definitely before motorcars for a bit.

Greetings, everybody, welcome to Wednesday.

You find us both in Times Towers today, although something interesting is going to happen next week because Jane Garvey is taking away with her some remote recording equipment and the outside broadcast that is

the spare room at sheltered housing is going to be fired up. It turns out the best place to do

anything of this nature is the kitchen. So I won't be in the spare room. Be in the kitchen.

This is going to be, it's going to be an experiment, but people have

come with us before. They stuck with us during a pandemic. Oh my goodness. We were in various

degrees of domestic disarray during the pandemic, but we never missed an episode, didn't we?

I don't think we did. We didn't. We fired ourselves up in various different locations and rooms and benches and all kinds of things. And we just got on with it because that's the nature of the business and our dedication to our jobs. Especially before Christmas. I really want to miss an episode. You make a good point there, sister. Let's just keep it real. What's the matter, Eve? Oh, yes. Okay. Do you want to do that fee? Yes, okay. So Eve has just reminded us that we need to do a call out because tomorrow we are talking to a money expert specifically about female investing. So if you've got any questions, where to start, where to stop, how long to do it for, all that kind of stuff, then we would definitely like to hear from you today, please, Jane and Feet at Times Dot Radio. Obviously, she won't be able to give any specific tips, although we will press her for them because that's all you want to know, really, isn't it? What shares have you bought and why? Yes, I just want to know a really, really good tip at the moment

that means that I can be one of those really super smug people

in the balcony cruise department later in life.

Who says, yes, well, of course, I was in Nvidia right in the beginning.

You know, where I, do you remember, there's no reason why you would,

I bought Deliveroo shares.

Yes, and they tanked, didn't they?

Absolutely tanked.

And then the other day, I got a, I mean, who gets a check these days, by the way?

I got a check in the post for my delivery shares,

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