And now live from pod cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Alison Rosen is you new best friend show tonight.

Alison, welcome to guests. He's a comedian and native Nevada, who is fond of saying home means Nevada,

which is why he scored zero on the verbal SAT. It's Damon Hurtzenberger.

And she's a comedian and actress with a credit list a mile long, but the only thing she absolutely needs you to remember

is that she 100% knows how to cook an egg. It's Mary Lynn Ricecub.

Tonezone is here to let President Biden know that he will not stand for a federal robe mandate that would force people to wear robes all the time

and would like respectfully remind the president that robes are not mentioned anywhere in the Constitution.

I'm a husband Daniel saying hop on board love by saying what you're best friend Alison Rosen.

Hello, my little carbohydrates welcome to another exciting episode of Alison Rosen is you best friend for the first time in okay, so I started this this show as a podcast in 2010.

I think I introduced the Thursday show in 2012 and for the first time since 2012, I forgot to select a carbohydrate.

I cannot believe I did this perhaps during the show I will have a chance to consult patreon and choose one because a whole bunch of thank you Tony a whole bunch of wonderful patron people sent them in and then and it might be the excitement of having one of my real life friends on the show tonight, but anyway, I'm on patreon.

I'm going to be recording with Jenna Kim Jones this week she just had her third baby we're going to hear all about that also solo one coming up also all this you know if you when you subscribe to patreon you get all the back episodes to there's just a fuck ton of hell yeah, but also you can see this video right here watch my face when I realize I forgot to say it.

I forgot to select a carbohydrate and the back story that's where I go into details about the Monday episodes and there's a level where you can text me and I'll text you back to party all sorts of fun stuff patreon.com slash Alison Rosen okay and also you can submit carbs.

And once every 11 years no once every nine years I will forget to choose one I cannot wait to introduce my guests David Huntsberger hello.

Hello, I feel so flattered that you have one friend on the show and it's not me.

Well allow me to explain. Marylyn Rice come hello.

Daniel Quance hello.

Hi, I just want to say Dave it's not always practical to be.

Well, I didn't even call you my friend and you're my husband.

Daniel, did you sigh it during the show I just I made it to wordy I could barely get through it like if I got through it and I'm not sure I did it's only because I've been reading a lot of Dr. Sus books right before bed and that's really.

Before Elliott's that night years no no before mine I like to and so I'm you know used to the wordy stuff but I just.

But I feel like I was just disappointed in myself.

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