Open your hearts, loosen your butts. It's time for couples therapy.

Hello everyone and welcome to Couples Therapy. My name is Andy.

And I am Naomi. We are a real life couple. A real life couple of comedians.

And on Couples Therapy in quarantine, we answer a couple.

Different questions? A couple. Different listeners.

I will. Well, well. Of course we start recording and immediately squeak comes over

because he sees the mics and he's like, if I annoy them enough, they will give me dry food.

But it's too late. It's too late. We start to wait till after we record.

If you want to bother, she got to do it before we hit record.

Yeah, dummy. Can you tell? Can you tell when we hit the record button?

Stupid.

Andy, don't even choke about it.

Being so mean, even though I did call it a bitch.

So I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I should say so. So, Darry, I've never called it a squeaky bitch in my life.

He was being a bitch. Okay, this thing, this cat likes to do y'all.

So I tend to go to bed early before Andy and the cat, what he likes to do is knock stuff off my bedside table.

And then when I get up, you know, rise, you know, and this is always like just as I'm about to go to sleep,

y'all, where I'll be like nice and cozy.

And I'm like, hmm, take me away.

And then he'll just like knock or remote control in my glasses off the side table.

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