We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 762.2K0930, certificate number 29266

Mary Kay Pink Cadillacs

Funny I just wonder what you're doing in the back of the paint at last?

We were in Glacier National Park last week.

You and I?

Yeah, you and I.

I barely remember it. Got a little getaway.

Well, it was a pretty wild week.

Whoo!

We melted all the glaciers.

Yeah, I was, I must have been eating applets and cotlets and

They don't have applelets in my mind.

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