Mary Holland, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2015

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Hayes and Sean give another update about their pilot and address a couple of super fans. Then, funny lady MARY HOLLAND comes by to talk about hot sauce and getting arrested, and then play a game of "Queue and A". Finally, Hayes and "Sean" bring out the Popcorn Gallery to ask Mary about being sweaty, movies, and tattoos.

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0:00.0	So it's a crowded restaurant.
0:05.0	So at this point, I'm screaming for her to come out of the bathroom.
0:09.0	Yeah.
0:10.0	And all of a sudden, I get tapped on the shoulder and I turn around and Philip Roth says,
0:17.0	I am.
0:19.0	And I'm like, what does he mean, you know?
0:21.0	And then I go, oh, I realize, as it no Philip, I'm here, you know, with B.J.
0:27.0	Philips.
0:28.0	I wasn't saying B.J.
0:30.0	Philip, because I would never tell someone what religion they should have or anything like
0:35.2	that.
0:36.2	I'm so open minded.
0:37.2	That would be very, very, very offensive thing.
0:40.8	Yes.
0:41.8	But he wasn't, and he wasn't, and to his credit, he wasn't riled up.
0:45.9	He just said, well, I am.
0:47.3	Yeah.
0:48.3	Right.
0:49.3	And I said, well, I'm a Buddhist, but I'm not going to go around and tell everyone, you
0:51.9	know, I mean, I'm doing.
0:53.4	I'm a Native American, but I've just recently read about Buddhism and I've decided I kind
0:58.6	of am that too, because I hate suffering.
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