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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Mary Holland, Jon Gabrus, Jessica McKenna

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2017

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Bo Bice Lives Matter (feat. the Angry Elmo) - MVP All-Stars Mary Holland, Jon Gabrus, and Jessica McKenna join Matt Besser this week for scenes about time-telling menstrual cycles, Hans Zimmer's worst movie score, and an airline taking extreme measures to make air travel fun. Later, Bo Bice has a tough time getting a soda, a young Apple genius goes way above and beyond, and a new boyfriend operates a finger-in-the-pie site. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: IMPROV).

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:20.2

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0:26.4

I went to a Korean spa yesterday. It was so nice. And they had a bath. They had like,

0:39.6

you know, they've got like a jacuzzi and then a plunge pool. Yeah. Sounds like you went to a nice

0:45.1

one. It was pretty nice. And then but they had another pool which I had never seen before,

0:50.0

which was a mugwort pool. And it's, which is a Chinese herb, which helps with your

0:55.5

menstruation, John. And it helps regulate. How did you know that? Just shed my litter in line.

1:02.3

Very interesting. How's it helped? I don't know. It's regulate or like it helps regulate. Or

1:09.5

would you go in there when you're on it? Everyone goes in there when they're on it.

1:14.3

That's why it's that. So regulate means you want it to be on time. You want it to be regular.

1:22.0

You want to set your watch to it. Whoa, my close, but that's the guy. Yeah, we got rid of all our

1:28.4

clocks and phones in our house and we just go by that. Like just bleeding. Oh, it's dinner time.

1:35.7

If she, that's, no, that's different. She should go to a doctor.

1:40.4

It's dinner time. Okay, the good news.

1:43.9

About what you have going on. Well, it's more good news for your husband. Well,

1:51.4

it's good news for both of you. Okay. You will be getting your cycle will be coming every day.

2:02.4

Not just once a month, but every day. Oh, why is that good news? That's not the good news part.

2:09.1

Oh, yeah, that's the good news part. Is that the good news part for me? No, not for you either. Well,

2:14.6

yes, it will. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I had a bunch of, I had a bunch of those peppermint patties.

2:21.6

Gabe, can you do you need to see another doctor? No, no, no, no, this is about her. No, we're here

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