Mary had a slutty lamb

Match Made in Manhattan

Katy Bellotte, Colbie Cassidy & Adam Harrison

Relationships, Society & Culture

4.6 • 657 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Wieners, cannibals, and slutty lambs; this episode has it all. Katy, Colbie, and Adam get into Katys Montauk trip, Colbies hometown hoedown, and Adams gay dinner party. Adam reads ~the text~; and we talk a date crash, s*xting, and more. You do not want to miss this one!

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0:00.0	I don't know what it is with gay men.
0:01.6	Like, everybody's just so horny.
0:03.2	Like, I'm getting sexed nonstop.
0:05.4	The material on hinge is so bad.
0:07.4	I went on the stay the other night, and the guy shows up, and he's like, I literally got decked by a bike on the way here.
0:13.4	A lot of railing.
0:14.6	A lot of sucking.
0:15.5	A lot of weeners.
0:16.3	Oh, my god.
0:26.4	Hi, Colby.
0:27.3	Welcome back.
0:28.2	Hi. We missed you.
0:28.8	Thank you.
0:29.7	I missed you too.
0:31.4	I haven't seen Adam in like three weeks until we just had a little powwow in your hallway.
0:36.2	What about me?
0:36.5	Well, I saw you last week, but I still miss you.
0:39.5	When did you see me last week?
0:41.3	You were gone last week.
0:42.6	Last week I was gone.
0:43.7	You're right.
0:44.4	You were not here.
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