Mary Bronstein

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Conan is joined by Mary Bronstein, the writer/director of the new film If I Had Legs I’d Kick You, to discuss Conan’s first real foray into acting, having lunch with Rose Byrne, and receiving a fax from a very young Bronstein. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Mary Brownstein and I feel destined about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:13.0	Fawn is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking blues, climb the fence, books and pens.
0:25.5	I can tell that we are going to be friends.
0:30.1	I can tell that we are going to be friends.
0:34.4	Hey, Conan O'Brien here, and I'm sitting with Matt and Sona and this is a special episode of Conan O'Brien needs a friend.
0:43.5	Today I'm welcoming Mary Bronstine, the director of a film that I'm in, which is a strange thing to say because that's something I didn't expect from my
0:56.3	kooky career.
0:58.2	But Mary Bronsteen has made, I think, a really terrific film.
1:04.7	And it stars Rose Byrne.
1:07.1	And it's called If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You.
1:09.5	I'm in the movie as well.
1:10.8	And so is ASAP Rocky.
1:12.7	There's a lot of just brain twisters here.
1:14.7	Yeah.
1:15.0	Because America has been saying, how come Conor O'Brien and ASAP Rocky haven't been in a film together yet?
1:20.7	Well, guess what?
1:21.9	Problem solved.
1:23.3	Yeah.
1:23.8	We're in a film together.
1:24.7	The new bogey and be calling.
1:26.0	Yeah.
1:27.1	It'd be funny.
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