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Stand-Up w/ Tom Thakkar

Mary Beth Barone, Demetri Martin, Donald Glover, Retta

Stand-Up w/ Tom Thakkar

Kast Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

The long awaited debut of the hot new segment, "Make Tom & Coach Laugh" is finally among us. Tom reads comedic material curated by the show's listeners, in an attempt to evaluate how funny the our fan base really is. Can’t get enough stand-up? Check out our playlist here. Listen to more from each comic here: Mary Beth Barone Demetri Martin Donald Glover Retta Support your favorite comedians by streaming their albums, buying merchandise, and following them on social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Comedy Legend Leslie Jones is hosting The Daily Show next week and you can listen to her episodes in the podcast The Daily Show Ears Edition.

0:09.0

You'll also get highlights, extended interviews, and hilarious segments

0:13.6

straight from the show.

0:15.0

Listen to The Daily Show EARS Edition on the I-Heart radio app, Apple Podcast,

0:20.6

or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:24.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:30.0

I became a slut late in life because I never went to camp.

0:34.0

I feel like that's where a lot of that foundation is laid.

0:39.0

So I've been making up for lost time.

0:42.0

Also, like my relationship with my dad kind of fucked me up

0:45.0

because it was super healthy.

0:47.0

So, I like trusted men for a long time. But I don't do that anymore.

0:58.0

I'm not crazy.

1:00.0

And I've been doing comedy for a few years now. I will say that it has definitely changed who I am willing to have sex with.

1:08.0

Because for years I was sleeping with hot dudes and now I sleep with comedians.

1:17.0

So it's just different.

1:21.0

I definitely don't recommend sleeping with a comedian unless after sex you enjoy

1:25.1

lying next to someone watching them scroll through their own tweets because that's

1:30.4

happened to me with more than one person.

1:36.0

They're just like scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, and I'm like, oh, your index finger does work.

1:41.0

Yeah, it's like a weird time to find that out, you know.

1:47.0

You know? What's up set-nics or whatever the hell you want to be called? That was Mary Beth Barone from her set on Comedy Central Stand Up featuring. I thought it was a fun little bit comedy related about male comedians of which I am

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