We're gonna take you for a ride.

Gonna take you for a ride.

Shing, sown, s'm for a ride. What's up, everybody? Man, who do you even fucking choose right now, Jake? I'm your Ryu-bruiser, hold me now. Boneclaw, Wolverine. I'm your Bonvene wizard. I'm your Magneto bruiser. I'm your... We, uh, uh, what, we got to jump off of that.

Sentinel. A strider bruser. How about that shit? Holden McNeely. I'm your, Phoenix, right, ace,

attorney wizard, uh, Holden McNeil. I mean, come on. It's, it's endless. It's me, Ruby Hart,

the pirate queen. Original character, Ruby Hart, the flagship mascot of this franchise.

That was fun to learn.

I was not aware.

I just assumed everything was from something previous obscure that I never heard of.

I didn't realize they did actually create a few original characters.

Ladies and gentlemen.

I'm too McGorath.

I'm your first hint that tentacle culture is a thing in Japan. All right, please, people. Can we just for a moment? You're eight years old in the arcade. You don't know what I represent. But now you do. Tinnical culture is a weird way to phrase it, Jake. I could think of a few other ways to term.

How would, you know what, you know what, Alden, give me, give me your best shot.

Tinnical manipulation of genitals, uh, popularity in Japanese human minds.

That's far more unwieldy.

Let's paint the real picture.

Is this a six button combo system?

Because that is hard to follow.

Hard to understand.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're here to talk about Marvel versus Capcom, the series that

refuses to die.

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