Well, greetings and salutations, everybody.

Welcome to the best damn movie-related show on the planet Earth, the John Campia show.

Coming from right here in my quaint little studio.

I'm, of course, your host, John Campia.

And this is the show where we talk about those things that we just love.

Movies and movie news, TV and streaming, all that good stuff,

the stuff that brings us joy and makes our heart smiles.

That's what we're here to discuss today.

I'm joined, of course, today by writer, director, producer,

coming to us from the Observatory, one Mr. Robert Meyer Burnett.

Robert, how you doing today, sir?

John, I cannot believe it's 2026. It is. It's a new year. What did you end up doing for new years?

I did a show. I did a long, a long internet show on my channel. And it was really fun because

Brett Pierce,

one half of the directing duo who made The Wretched,

which had that number one during the pandemic,

their horror film The Wretched.

They just finished shooting The Wretched Devowers.

And he came on the show,

and so did Jeffrey Reddick,

who created the Final Destination franchise.

Oh, very cool. Talks some horror, yeah. Very nice. And we hope that you guys had a wonderful New Year's as well. Of course, I did a little stream yesterday, but this is now officially our second show of the year. And we got a couple of things to discuss. And that leads us to what is today's show going to be like? Well, we are going to start off by talking about a few topics we have lined up for you guys. It is still like the turn of it. It's New Year's week. So news is a little bit thin. But we've got some pretty cool subjects lined up for you guys. But then in the second part of the show, that's when we're going to take your live comments and questions. So if you guys

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