When it comes to the beautiful game, Barclays is here for it all.

From packed stadiums, top of your lungs singing and last minute winners.

To Modi Grassroots pitches, half-time oranges and mum and dad stood on the sidelines.

For 25 years, Barclays has invested millions into community sports

because there is no football without grassroots football.

Search Barclays football to find out more.

This is a Global Player Original podcast.

Music Global Player Original podcast. Hazaz Shaggers, welcome one and all to your weekly wander around the mind of two man-children meandering through life like a bead of sweat, trickling through the arse crack of life.

I am the piss artist formerly known as 10 jobs gogs, but due to recent events,

that number decreases by the day like a once fine erection reaching mid-40s misery.

But never fear.

The relentless struggles of one half of this partnership only goes to highlight the happiness found amongst the swinging community of Las

Vegas. The joy in those pampas grass-lined streets knows no bounds, especially when

the residents are dressed as sexy pirates. Please allow me to introduce you to the Greenick

Fish Whisperer, the Peske psychiatrist in both senses of the world. It is my dear friend

and shoulder to cry on once a week,

not just me actually, for a number of stuttering media muppets. He is our rock. He is the incredibly

healthy, the incredibly sober, Martin Comstone. Martin, you are looking super healthy. Your

skin's glowing, you look like you're in an advert for niviamen, like a young Jason Carl Fox.

I mean, I feel good.

It's, it's been weird.

Like, last time I finished this diet, fuck, it would have been mid-20s, and I remember

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