Martin's 40, Wank Mountain & RESTLESS NATIVES ARE OFF TO GERMANY

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

After skirting around it for weeks, the cat is finally out the bag: WE'RE THE RESTLESS NATIVES AND WE'RE OFF TO GERMANY!!! Yes, Compston and Smart, The Clown & The Wolfman are heading to Munich (and Wank Mountain) for a once in a lifetime experience, the pinnacle of this podcast - hosting a late night EURO '24 fanzine show, with special guests and a load of football chat.

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:14.6	Welcome in. You may notice that's not the usual welcoming and that will all become clear very soon. Wunderbar,
0:22.5	I mean an Schwarzman, or something
0:24.9	along those lines. Saddle up, resourceful
0:26.9	rascals, it's time to vacate
0:28.5	Disney Studios for a wee expedition.
0:30.7	We won't call it an invasion for sensitive
0:32.5	historical reasons. It is time
0:34.5	to leave. It's time
0:36.7	to leave a semi-erect Les Me Hegel truck stop on the M-74
0:40.7	for an absolute diamond cutter of einsteiner on the Autobahn. Some brat first needs a right good
0:48.1	good goodling and there are two men perfect for the job. Our magic dust is dripping all over
0:53.7	Europe already. We've sprinkled
0:55.2	some on El classical in Catalonia. Now it's time to hose it all over the most efficient country
1:00.6	on the planet. For the clown and the wolfman are off to Germany. So all together now,
1:06.9	we're the restless natives and we're off to Germany. Germany! Germany! Germany! We're the restless natives and we're off to Germany. Germany!
1:12.3	Germany!
1:16.4	We're the restless natives and we're off to Germany, etc.
1:19.1	Anyway, get your towel down on a sunbed before 6 a.m.
1:22.2	Strap on your ladder hosin and look out the socks and sandals.
1:25.6	For the clever TV commissioning people at BBC Scotland have seen enough professionalism in this four-time host of Morning Live, radio veteran and formerly Priapik newspaper hero to invest in a co-hosted primetime tele-show throughout the heroes.
1:35.9	Let's not kid ourselves.
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