Martin Olson

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2018

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

What caused the universe to split into a million miserable pieces? Is the Guru system evil? How did Alan Watts negotiate fees for his lectures? Jump onto this existential rollercoaster and enjoy getting your face melted off by the infernal intellect of Martin Olson. Martin Olson is an American comedy writer, television producer, author and composer. He is known for his unusual subject matter, and is an original member of the Boston Comedy Scene. He is the father of actress Olivia Olson. Olson has received five Emmy nominations, three for television writing and two for song writing. Olson also received an Ace Award for television writing.[1]

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0:21.7	Thank you Squarespace.
0:22.7	And thank you.
0:23.7	The Internet.
0:24.7	The Ancient.
0:25.7	The Ancient.
0:55.7	The Ancient.
1:02.7	The Ancient.
1:09.7	The Ancient.
1:14.7	One of the really cool things about having a podcast is you never know who could be listening.
1:16.7	Fortunately for me, one of the people who listens to my podcast is Sherman True Heart, the
1:21.7	man running the Artificial Intelligence program over at Google.
1:25.9	He's one of the very few people who have access to the chamber of forgotten dreams, which
1:31.4	is where they keep the aquarium filled with the plasmatic ooze that has within it the
1:36.7	sentient gel which calls itself clancy.
1:40.0	It has the processing power of every human brain on the planet.
1:44.6	And Dr. True Heart allowed me one question for it.
1:47.8	Here is the question I asked the robot called clancy.
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