And it's the Martin and Lois show.

An Ask for Podcasting Company brings you transcribed from Hollywood, the Martin and Lois show.

Featuring Flomick Michael, Seldon Leonard, Ben Alexander, Dix de Bail of his Orchestra, and starring Dean Martin and Jerry Lois.

Well, we find Dean and Jerry in their apartment. Dean is separating the morning mail.

He doesn't bother to look at the address. He just smells the envelope if it smells of perfume, it's for him.

If it just smells, it's for Jerry. He opens one letter, reads a line, and then glances fondly into the mirror.

Jerry, Jerry, come here.

I'm busy being fixed in the electric blanket.

What for? I thought the man who came yesterday to fix the television set fixed the electric blanket too.

Well, they got the mixed up. Last night, every time I turned over, the goldberg fell out of bed.

Jerry, don't tell me the blanket works like a television set.

Yes, it did, Dean. When I woke up this morning, the two kids from the next door were turning my nose, trying to make my face come clearer.

Jerry, you're pulling my leg.

No, you must have your guard. It took to your short.

Listen to me. I want to read a fan leg.

You don't need to read it to me, Dean. I know what it says.

Dean, Mr. Martin, you're wonderful. I adore your voice. I dream of you. I sleep with your picture under my pillow.

Jerry, how did you know?

That's how I feel, too.

Jerry, I hope you don't mind my getting fan mail. After all, we are partners.

That's right, Dean. Do you remember when we teamed up? I called myself Jerry Lewis Childstar.

Yeah, and I was trying to decide whether to be a singer or a fight announcer.

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