From Hollywood, we present the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis Show.

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And now ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce our Master of Ceremony.

Good evening folks, this is Dean Martin.

Welcome to the second look of our studio audience,

the waving arm of our producer and the boy's baton of our leader.

I'd say Friday has come around again.

It's been a mighty quiet week, although Jerry was pretty aggravated yesterday.

It seems he got the wrong head back from the cleaners, but

everything's all straight now and now and Jerry is just about back to abnormal.

Anyway, until he struts out here, let's spend some time together in the cool, cool, cool of the evening.

Soon once above, if you say once, the boy'll hand grace opposed for boulevard's too.

Jake wants a wiener bake steak and a leaky keel, get a tummy egg too.

We rent a tent or a TV, let town cry a cry,

and if it's our SVP, this is what I'll reply.

Well, in the cool, cool of the evening,

tell him, I'll be there,

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