We've got such an amazing show for you today coming out of the Redneck Riviera, the Florida Panhandle, South Alabama, and what a time it is to be alive.

Like, you know me, I'm from the UK. I'm from the United Kingdom. Our prime minister is this man called Keir Stama. He's a sort of W.E.F. Stoge. He's one of Klaus Schwab's finest.

And look, for a moment, what does Christmas represent? Here's two potential, three, I'll do three

potential offerings. One, it's the repurposing of a pagan winter solstice festival.

Two, it's a consumerist festival celebrating consumerism as materialism takes over and captures that.

Three, it is the coming of Jesus Christ, the divine principle manifest on the earthly realm.

Which one of those three options is Kirstama

celebrating here? Could you please join me when I say five, four, three? I am going to make the

coming of God seem like a tedious chore. Jesus Christ came to earth and died that

you may live freely and be redeemed from sin and it sounds like I'm picking droppings out of a cat litter

tray or even if you believe that it's just a commercial festival. The holidays are coming, holidays are coming.

Drink, Coke, Kirstama, banalizing every single possible festivity.

Three, two, one.

I'm going to make love to you now, dear.

Now, I can feel the blood making my member chumessant.

Ah, yes. Here we go.

There is some ejaculate in my testes.

Now, if I create friction, up and down the shaft, five, four, three, two, one, all salute, Klaus Schwab, all yield to globalism.

Oh my dear, that was good for me. How was it for you?

Merry Christmas. Whether it's Kirstama banalising the coming of a divine presence or, you know,

the winter solstice, you don't have to be a Christian to know glory and joy, but it helps. Or Joe Biden,

visiting Angola, there are plenty of visual reminders that our leaders are avatars for

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