Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Simpson Luffco podcast. Oh, welcome, welcome. How are you, Simpson? I'm doing well. How are you, Luffco?

Oh, I'm so good. I'm so good. Oh, you're wearing maroon today. Shocker. I love the color. Oh, we know you do. You can't wear it because if you blush, you'd look like a human tomato. I wouldn't wear it.

I mean, you're just, you're Johnny Cool pants, man. I don't do that stuff. Johnny Cool pants. Johnny Cool pants. We have an awesome show. We are going to be having Martellis Bennett joining us a little bit later.

We're finally going to get to Simms' linebackers. We're going to dig into the out of Luffco field hat for a number of topics because I know that you guys like it.

And I'm back on Pepe Silvia. Whoa, less time I did Pepe Silvia. I predicted the Eagles would win the Super Bowl. And it happens. And Gaskowski missed those kicks. Well, I've got another one. And you got to stay tuned because I'm in the basement. And I got a whole box of Pepe with your name on it.

What the hell is Pepe Silvia? It's from the show. It's always sunny in Philadelphia. Right. And there was a sketch that I'm mentioning. Right. You ever seen the show? I've heard of it. Okay. I'm not wasting my time.

Do you know that we're nominated for a webby? I mean, I saw the email. Yeah. So Sims and Luffco, we are nominated for a webby. We are currently in second place behind Bill Simmons for Best Sports Podcast. I think it is.

We're going to lose. No, no, no, no, screw that. I need you guys. Go online. Go register for the webbies. I'm going to put it. I'm going to pin it for a tweet. Help us out. If we can upset Ben's Bill Simmons.

Well, then I'll feel like Ben Simmons, but we can upset Bill Simmons. I'm going to make sure that Sims does something really embarrassing to reward you guys for voting. So it's good. It's at the cost of Sims. Support us with the webbies.

The amount of people that took my side in bare versus lion. We talked about it at dinner. Shocking. Yes. I've read some of them to you. Yes. Are you coming anymore team bear? You still team lion.

I mean, I guess I have to go look at some of these archaic videos, which I don't even want to watch really. We talked about that at dinner. But yeah, I guess I'm definitely on the fence a little bit more than I was. You come a little bit to the bear.

I think so. Certainly. Very convincing tweets. Maybe on runners. Well, you know, what I said, we know what I think started to get me. I think this is where I got me. Like, all right, let's go back to the San Antonio LeBron James conversation.

What a horrible athlete. I mean, he's cramping up. He's not in good shape. No, the freakiest athletes cramp up. That's what happened to LeBron James. And I think the one guy that made the point about the no muscle endurance for the lion's get tired.

That'd be issue. Yes, because they're all muscle. There's no fat on them. And that's where I think I was like, you're right. So he'd have to kill that bear within the first three minutes. That ain't happening. That's probably not happening. Right. Right.

It finally happened. I finally got you. Yeah, I gotta watch the videos first. I gotta see the video evidence to make sure. All right.

I got to scout it. I want to say farewell. I think it's very sad that Titan Strengthen King Diff conditioning coach. My man,

Steve Waterson retires after 32 season. And we just talked about him. The same week that we talked about him. Oh, you know what?

He actually would be a fun guest. We're gonna have them on. We really should need to have him on because he probably has nine million stories. Yes,

he's one of my favorite coaches. I was ever around. But retired. He sounds like a looney bit. He's a looney bit. And I think this is what I envisioned happening. Okay. It's the new

eight New England staff down there. Right. John Robinson. Frabels there. Yes. And he was like, you want me here at what time? How long do I gotta stay here?

I haven't done it like this. I'm retiring. See you fucking later. Well, there's a quote. Is this quote was as I was preparing for another off season to begin. It became clear to me that it was time for me to step down and retire.

I'm a water system. See he got the schedule. He continued with this man. When I heard a former player share the story of me doing naked headstand pushups on a webbie award-neminated podcast.

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