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MARSHMALLOW MESS
The TJ [& Jess] Show
TJ Taormina
5.0 • 806 Ratings
🗓️ 26 July 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
TJ and Jess' daughter successfully raids marshmallow bag in kitchen, embracing new time travel and transporting tech, and Jess and TJ have a weekend getaway in NYC.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Jessica. Hey, T.J. I'm not thrilled that I have to report on this, but we had an |
| 0:07.5 | incident in the middle of the night. Our three-year-old daughter, Noah, woke up on her own. |
| 0:14.9 | It was about 2 a.m. and she brought herself up to the kitchen where there was an unopened bag of marshmallows. |
| 0:22.6 | She ripped it open in the way that a raccoon might rip through the trash. |
| 0:27.6 | And she helped herself to as many marshmallows as she wanted. |
| 0:32.6 | A shocking move. |
| 0:35.6 | She wanted a lot of marshmallows. An absolute betrayal of the way things are normally done, |
| 0:41.3 | where we give her one marshmallow, and that's it. |
| 0:45.3 | This was quite the opposite of that. |
| 0:48.3 | And so I've been trying to figure out how this happened, |
| 0:51.3 | and would our other kids know. |
| 0:53.3 | So we start here with an interview featuring our five-year-old daughter, Willa, who seems |
| 0:58.7 | to be aware of what happened. |
| 1:01.0 | Hey Willa. |
| 1:02.0 | Hi, Willa. |
| 1:03.0 | What are you eating? |
| 1:04.0 | A marshmallow. |
| 1:06.0 | How many have you had today? |
| 1:08.0 | I guess had one. |
| 1:10.0 | Did you actually have it yet? |
| 1:11.6 | Because it's still in your mouth. |
| 1:13.6 | Um, I'm killing my up. |
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