Mars, Attacks! 🚰
The Last Post
Chris Skinner
4.8 • 729 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Join Alice Fraser in her orbiting space station as she catches up with Comandante Nato Green who has the latest on the war effort in the post-apocalyptic wastelands, as the revolutionary army roams the land.
Then hear from intergalactic space lawyer Anuvab Pal, now residing on Mars and representing Elon Musk - get all the news on Musk and his micro-chipped pigs, and an update on Melania Trump and her Calvin Klein models.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, it's producer Chris from the Bugle here. Did you know that I have a new series of my podcast, |
| 0:04.9 | Richie Firth Travel Hacker, out now. It's the show where Richie Firth and I talk about how to make |
| 0:10.4 | travel better in our very special way. In this series, we discuss lime bikes, Tesla's, the London |
| 0:18.1 | Overground and a whole bunch of other random stuff that possibly involves wheels or tracks or engines of some variety. |
| 0:25.6 | God, what a hot sell this is. I mean, you must be so excited. Listen now. |
| 0:34.6 | When passions run high And secrets run deep |
| 0:37.9 | When plots twist and turn and turn and twist |
| 0:41.3 | When you love and loathe characters in equal measure |
| 0:44.8 | Oh I think she's a wrongan |
| 0:46.4 | Yeah, it's the shifty eyes |
| 0:48.0 | Nothing brings us together like great TV |
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| 1:06.5 | Music Hello, posters and welcome to the last post, the post final word on this, the most post final of worlds. |
| 1:25.3 | This is the last post. I'm your last host, Alice Fraser. In 2020, |
| 1:29.2 | I brought you all the latest news from this dimension 366 days of the year, but since the world |
| 1:33.1 | ended in a dragon-related incident that surviving politicians are calling regrettable, a number of |
| 1:38.7 | the remnant shreds of governments have pledged to commit to convene an investigative committee |
| 1:42.6 | as a signal of how seriously they take these issues. |
| 1:45.4 | Although, of course, some on the more conservative side of politics are suggesting that if you didn't want to be apocalyptic, |
| 1:49.4 | you should have lifted yourself off the ground with your own bootstraps and waited in the stratocumulus until the dragon threat passed. |
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