And welcome back. Ladies and gentle women, aren't we all around here? I missed you. I think we have a pretty good episode today. I'm just going to put it out there. I'm not going to play coy. There's nothing for me to be shy about. I can be honest and proud of myself when I want to.

And here lies a smoothie.

Mmm. Mm-hmm.

I'm late getting this in. I'm also late to lunch and my glycemic index is falling,

falling, falling and I can't think. And that's called hangary and it's not good for anybody.

That's called autofaggy.

Autofaggy.

Autofaggy!

You can look it up.

Well, honestly, thank God I waited.

I'm sorry, Lunar.

The Met Gala was last night.

So I think we should do a quick recap.

Honestly, it's hard to say, and I don't want to be a total asshole.

So that's all I'm going to say,

I think. No, I'm kidding. I'm getting. I would never not share my opinion at the risk of you

all getting mad at me and disagreeing, but I don't care because that's what the free world is about.

Let's have a conversation. Let's all not think the same.

We are not sheep.

Anyways, Cardi B.

Have you seen Love Lies Bleeding, have you?

She looks like the other one, not the Kristen Stewart one.

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