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Roy's Job Fair

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Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

An avid listener with over 10 jobs at the tender age of 25 rips the scab off the scam of 90-minute commute, temp agencies, and the welding industry. Is firing one person enough for a company to truly change its culture? As Uvalde, TX, fires its school police chief, the team debates this same strategy in corporate culture. Gather 'round Hip-Hop, R&B, soul fans, and music enthusiasts. The creator of the Triggered Music Trivia Collection game talks about putting $35K of his own money into his product, entrepreneurship, and how to know when you're hiring a bullshit freelancer. Baseball is for lovers….in public….in the upper deck. @Rod4short explains and returns with field research results from a week of armpit licking. Dennis Rodman has entered the Brittney Griner chat. But should Roy go to Russia instead? The team says, YES! Roy says…YES, but scared. UPDATE ON THE CRYING CEO! – One of the two people he fired has found a job. 

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

As a kid growing up in Chicago, there was one horror movie I was too scared to watch.

0:04.7

It was called Candyman. It was about this supernatural killer who would attack his victims if they said his name five times into a bathroom mirror.

0:11.6

But did you know that the movie Candyman was partly inspired by an actual murder?

0:16.7

I was struck by both how spooky it was, but also how outrageous it was.

0:22.8

Listen to Candyman.

0:23.8

The true story behind the bathroom mirror murder, early and ad-free with a 48-hour

0:27.8

plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

0:30.9

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:34.3

Oh, I wish people could be more privy to the shit we talk about offline now hiring.

0:41.7

A Wendy's in Hilton Head, South Carolina, meets a front counter worker after surveillance footage showed one of their workers.

0:52.5

Pulling out a gun and opening shots

0:54.7

through the drive-thru window

0:56.3

and a vehicle waited in line.

0:59.3

No.

1:00.2

Let that be a lesson.

1:01.2

Stop asking for too many hot mustard packets.

1:04.1

You know what I'm saying?

1:04.9

He told you you only get three.

1:06.4

What was the reason it was an attempted robbery or something?

1:09.6

Okay, it's either someone he had beef with who came to work to kill you, which you have to defend

1:14.1

yourself.

1:14.8

Or it's a customer going, that ain't what I ordered.

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