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The JTrain Podcast

Marriott Lounges & Reusable Water Bottles - TICKED OFF TUESDAY - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid

The JTrain Podcast

Jared Freid

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.84.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another episode of TICKED OFF TUESDAY! 👏Jared dives into his inbox of grievances, sharing listener complaints and sprinkling in a few of his own, recorded live from St. Louis, Missouri! This week’s episode features Jared’s hilariously detailed take on Marriott hotels, where his loyalty as an elite Bonvoy member seems to have hit a few roadblocks.

First up, Jared vents about the elusive M Club lounge, which was inexplicably closed for the weekend—a fact delivered with what he describes as a blatant lie from the front desk. Then, in a twist of corporate irony, he discovers no complimentary bottled water in his room. Instead, he’s greeted with a “Fill It Forward” initiative: a branded reusable water bottle emblazoned with the St. Louis skyline, available for purchase at $14.95.

Jared breaks down the absurdity of this “altruistic” gesture, where guests are expected to buy the bottle, scan it, and refill it to "give clean water." He hilariously questions the practicality of the campaign, pointing out that instead of making his stay eco-friendlier, the move left him waterless and frustrated.

Then Jared dives into the hilariously frustrating world of over-medium eggs🍳 From the mysterious art of nailing the perfect yolk consistency to a call for national egg-cooking guidelines, Jared and listeners vent about the perils of breakfast orders gone wrong. He then takes on workplace woes with a ticked-off tale of awkward office scavenger hunts and petty coworker grievances. Jared's sharp commentary exposes the absurdities of it all, making you laugh while secretly nodding in agreement😅

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Hop on the "JTrain" with comedian Jared Freid and his crew of pals, including YOU! Join us for an hour of laughs, gripes, and straight talk on modern love. Send in your questions, dish on the latest trends, and more to jtrainpodcast@gmail.com – we'll tackle it all on air! It's a no-nonsense, fun journey where we escape reality for a bit, delivering quick laughs and razor-sharp insights into the wild world of life and love. Tune in every Monday.

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Jared Freid is a stand up comedian from Boston and who is currently based in New York City. Jared is known to give great dating advice and is all knowing of the Bachelor & Bachelorette nation! You can catch his latest comedy special on Netflix, “37 & Single”, where Jared discusses dating app frustrations to awkward setups to breakup justifications. (For the record, Jared’s mom thinks his body is “just fine.”) Besides regularly headlining and touring around the country, Jared hosts two podcasts called “The JTrain Podcast” and “U Up? Podcast” with Jordana Abraham of Betches, where they discuss their takes on modern dating with issues ranging from apps to hookups to relationships. Check out more of his comedy and a live show today! 👉https://jaredfreid.com/


Transcript

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0:03.9

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0:05.2

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0:17.5

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J train 599. That's code J train 599 at everyplate.com slash podcast. I know you're angry.

0:41.7

It's Tuesday and it has no feel

0:45.5

The weekend was fun You're still hung over from the eating

0:51.3

And next weekend is too far away. What will you do with your day? It's time to get ticked off.

1:05.9

Complain with your gripe right now. Your friend Uncle J. Train is here to tell you that you're right.

1:19.4

It's a ticked off Tuesday.

1:24.2

Ticked off Tuesday.

1:31.8

You're angry and you don't even know why Enjoy this podcast

1:34.3

It'll help you get to Friday

1:39.1

Hello and welcome to the J-Train podcast.

1:45.5

This is J-Train Jared Fried coming alive from St. Louis, Missouri.

1:49.8

That's right.

1:50.8

Every Tuesday is a ticked-off Tuesday.

1:53.4

Are you angry?

1:54.7

Do you got a problem?

1:56.0

Well, send it in to ticked-off Tuesday.

1:58.7

J-Train Podcast at J-Mah.com.

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