Hey Small Towneown Pam, this is Paul Holz. Make sure you subscribe to the briefing room with detectives Dan and Dave.

Season 2 is out now. Subscribe now and thanks. You guys are great, so today we have another bonus episode for you.

As some of you may know, I am married to the wonderful Detective Dan.

And one of the questions I get most in interviews now, apart from

What's Your Favorite Simpsons episode, is what's it like to be married to a

violent crimes detective? So Dan and I decided to do a two-part Patreon about what it's like

to be married to someone who comes from a totally different world than you do. So me, an actress in Hollywood and Dan a detective from

small town USA. My chapter is up first. Here is married to law enforcement. Hey Small Towne Town Superfam, how are you guys doing? I hope you're all well. It's

Yardley. And I have with me, Detective Dan.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon, sir.

So last week, I introduced a little mini-series

that I like to call The Yardley and Dan files. a little nuggy nuggets

the Yardley and Dan files where you get to find out

all kinds of fun little nuggy nuggets

about what it's like to be Yardley and Dan. And last week, Dan told y'all what it's like to be

married to Hollywood. That would be me. He is a very patient man.

And this week, I'm going to tell you what is like to be married to a retired violent crimes detective.

It's great, and it is a little different. So here we go.

I've been married three times.

Dan is my third and my last and it is quite different. My first two husbands were in entertainment, which is a sticky

wicked on its own when one person in the marriage is more successful than the other, really, just to put it bluntly.

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