Marriage, Mailbag, and Mr. Magoo’s State of the Union
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2023
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Joe Biden gave his State of the Union address, so we focus on what’s important: love, marriage, and the mailbag! The Babylon Bee wives are in the studio and we figure out who is better at this marriage stuff: the guys or the wives? Neat!
There’s also What’s in the News This Week, Banger and Bomb of the Week, Sizzler Facts, Weakly News with Adam Yenser, and glorious hate mail.
In the subscribers-only podcast, there are more questions for the wives, Bonus Hate Mail, and Subscriber Headlines of the Week!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's everyone's favorite beat tradition. The wives are here for Valentine's Day. |
| 0:06.0 | In his state of the Union address Biden made a strong statement on Schmergerburg, Rushdom |
| 0:10.7 | Offens, and lower thresholds. Speedy delivery for Mr. McFeely. |
| 0:15.0 | That's right, it's mailbag time. The spy balloon popped, but sadly it didn't fly crazily |
| 0:20.6 | all over the sky while making a fart noise. All this and morons. |
| 0:24.2 | The Babylon B podcast. Hey, everyone. Welcome to the Babylon B podcast. We're here in the |
| 0:30.7 | beautiful United States of America where there's currently no spy balloon flying over a |
| 0:35.4 | Sresden piece by balloon. There's probably enough. As far as we know, we got one of them. |
| 0:41.7 | That was just a wild 48 hours was by like little fly AI bot. There's a splat or the |
| 0:48.4 | TikTok, TikTok app in your pocket. Yeah, we have those. That was a fun time. Like just |
| 0:54.6 | like for 48 hours, we all looked up and and for our Babylon B channel where we pitch |
| 0:59.9 | headlines, it was just non-stop balloon jokes. We had jumped the shark when there was |
| 1:06.9 | first being headline pitches about how many headline pitches there were. You were doing |
| 1:11.3 | some of those. They were all at least kind of funny. It's hard to pick which one. I liked |
| 1:17.6 | all the balloon pitches. But you couldn't do too many. I think we did two or three stories |
| 1:22.1 | of balloon, but you can't do too many. I think I saw there was a meme that was I love |
| 1:26.6 | you from Fangfang to Eric Swahwell. I thought that was pretty funny. She sent a balloon |
| 1:31.6 | back over. Yeah. Every time you know that there's this crazy media storm about something |
| 1:35.6 | I always wonder what are they not reporting on? What's the thing they're distracting us |
| 1:39.3 | from? A quick pass more aid packages to Ukraine while everybody's looking up and doesn't |
| 1:44.0 | notice. That's true. We sent a balloon full of missiles over to Ukraine. |
| 1:47.4 | Well, the most efficient way is a balloon. I actually get strange that China decided to |
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