Well, we're going to do, of course, a few things a little bit different tonight.

Does that surprise anybody?

If you're surprised, you haven't been here with me before

because I have a normal tendency, seems like, of doing something different.

I know I was at Sarasota one day, and I did something different,

and this lady came up to me, and she said,

are you always going to do everything different and weird like this?

And I said, yeah, probably so.

She said, okay.

So it's going to be fun, though.

Are you ready?

Y'all will have to pay close attention

or you'll miss out on something really, really good, right?

Okay, guys, y'all got what I asked you to have ready to do?

Just pass them out quickly as you can.

Keith is laughing. Look at him.

He never knows what I'm going to do.

Life with me is never, never dull and boring.

It's never dull and boring.

If you don't know by now what it is, it's a Snickers candy bar.

Okay.

Now, I'm going to give you permission to do something I never do.

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