Marriage Boot Camp: Family Edition S10 E5 *THROWBACK* with special guest John Moum!
We Love to Hate Everything
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4.3 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2024
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Summary
Today we are joined by the infamous John "Joan", one of Amanda's best friends evaaa...to talk about another episode of this mess!!!
This week on Marriage Bootcamp the families must decide if they will pitch a tent...or lose their families forever. Tale as old as time, right? Of course we had to invite fan-favorite & friend to ALL, John/Joan, to lend us his best Matt impersonation. You’ll be singing 🎶WE ARE FAMILY🎵by the end because Matt, Amber & Tonya are truly Da Belles of Da Ball in this episode! Matt conquers log-touching, Tonya channels Brad Pitt in A River Runs Through It, and Amber turns out to be a HUGE Jack Nicholson fan. FOOTNOTE: if you or someone you know works for the FBI, we’re going to need you to examine “The Clip”.
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| 0:00.0 | Marriage boot camp family edition. |
| 0:02.4 | After four days in boot camp, a holiday dinner left the boot campers stuffed with resentment. |
| 0:07.3 | Once a bull-k-da-oldish, at least a bull-bondress. |
| 0:09.6 | You need an ass woman. |
| 0:11.8 | Triggered by her sisters. |
| 0:13.2 | She's a fias. |
| 0:14.3 | She said that was unstable. |
| 0:16.0 | Renee, asked Brandy for some help sleeping. |
| 0:18.1 | Yeah, you're in person. |
| 0:21.7 | Yes. Then Brandy crossed the line sleeping. Yeah, yeah, I'm person. Yes. |
| 0:22.6 | Then Brandy crossed the line and wrought Chrissy's world. |
| 0:28.0 | Tonight, the bootcippers get locked out. |
| 0:31.9 | You're going to have to earn your way back into the house. |
| 0:35.3 | You'll need to catch your dinner, clean it, and cook it yourselves. |
| 0:39.2 | But it's Brandy who's left out in the cold. |
| 0:41.5 | I think that Christ is still upset with me? I missed her. |
| 0:44.9 | There's only one way back into the house. Who will survive? |
| 0:48.8 | The fuck is up. Keep going. |
| 0:51.3 | And who will give up? Don't tell me back and you go back in there. |
| 0:54.5 | You're talking to. |
| 0:55.6 | Marriage, that's the last thing on the table. |
| 0:58.0 | She's not listening because she's on drugs. |
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