This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

I say the same thing every day, but yesterday was kind of an explanation of how the podcast

works, being the 25th of May, and because I don't make mistakes, I just keep on going.

Because if I actually make, oh, sorry, I made a mistake there, we'll start again.

So, yeah, see the producers look at his face. He goes, oh, my Godfather, is he going to start

making me edit the thing together now. Somebody said, do you ever edit it? The answer is quite

clearly not. No, it's make him edit it. And then

pause all the way through. So you pause about 20 times just to really make his day complete,

because I'm like that. Now, I wouldn't do that to people. I'm not that sort of presenter at all.

So where do we start today? We start with somebody called Holly Hagen. Luckily, she went to a

university party. Not that I think she actually went to a university party, not that I think

she actually went to a university, and luckily she had a wardrobe malfunction. Oh, thank

God for that, Holly. Thank God for that. We were so worried that people wouldn't notice you, dear.

And so they're there, she's wearing sort of, I don't know, she's clutching her phone in one hand

and wearing a pair of sort of tarty-looking

trousers in the other. Face bit too fat. Need to loop. My God, your bum's big, isn't it? Oh dear,

not a great look, dear. Perhaps that's why the photographer said, can you turn round? Probably

saying, let's not look at the face anymore. Thank you very much indeed. Rory McElroy, enjoying a nice day out in Ireland with a photographer.

They all do it, don't they? Everybody trots out there with a photographer.

And they stand in front of them and take pictures and having a nice time.

He's obviously very rich.

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