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That SEC Football Podcast

Marler Monday: Latest SEC Football News & Tirades

That SEC Football Podcast

Michael Bratton/SEC Mike

Football, News, Leisure, Sports News, Sports, Games

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

SEC Mike & Chris Marler are back to talk some SEC Football! Marler's birthday (1:00), NFL Draft takeaways (3:45), Texas A&M Aggies (5:00), A&M elite recruiting (8:45), South Carolina Gamecocks (16:00), Bryum Brown vs LaNorris Sellers (20:00), Auburn Tigers (24:00), LSU Tigers (28:45), SEC Power Rankings (38:00), Mizzou Tigers (42:15), Florida Gators (44:30), Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby (50:45) Advertising inquiries: thatsecpodcast@gmail.com Take Cheers Restore after your last drink or before going to bed and wake up feeling at least 50% better — or your money back. For a limited time our listeners are getting 20% off their entire order at CheersHealth.com/THATSEC. #Cheers #ad Interested in helping us grow the channel? Become an Official Cousin by signing up for a membership to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8aQL-yFS2ZoSkUBeMfYesA/join We have t-shirts for sale! Check out our merchandise store featuring shirts, hoodies, stickers, coffee mugs, pillows, phone cases and more: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/thatsecpodcast?ref_id=19055 All show music comes via Nashville band Crimson Calamity; check out their work by clicking the link below: https://open.spotify.com/artist/29HGeJEcYHBJlyt4xIcLBw?si=GJoEOr0YSoeqWkrjhCc0Ug

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ha!

0:05.3

Just kidding.

0:07.0

Hey, there he is.

0:08.8

Everybody's favorite hair cutting fool.

0:12.8

Chris Weird Beard Marler, how's it going, buddy?

0:15.2

It's been too long.

0:16.1

Looks so much better.

0:18.0

Yeah, you look great.

0:19.0

And for the cousins, hey, be nice.

0:22.8

Tomorrow is somebody's birthday.

0:25.7

It's my birthday.

0:27.6

Are you like one of those ladies who like celebrates all week and month and stuff?

0:32.1

Now, I want to say no, but you know me well enough.

0:35.9

And I feel like even the chat probably knows me well enough to know that's not true. And then this one especially is a big one because it's my 40th. So it's like, I know. I said 29th on text. You didn't respond. Yeah. You look 29. You look 29. Um, thanks. What's up? Billy Powell? Um, yeah, I mean, 40 is a big, it's like, I feel like it's like the last one I really get to like get all amped up about. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, I hear you. I'm talking about liquid flames. That's what I'm talking about. I need that energy. The whole show. I thought there'd be a big change. but when I turn 40, it's the same old, same old. Nothing changed. Are you older to me?

1:12.7

Yes, sir.

1:13.3

I'm 41 years old. I didn't know that. You look young. I know. I try to look young, but. Yeah. You moisturize, huh? I did it. Every night. Yeah, I don't, I mean, I think what's funny is that I was telling Ali about this earlier.

1:28.2

Like, this is probably, like, all, like, I know we joke around a lot, but this is probably the, the first time in any birthday where I feel like I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, like, this is the best I've ever been, which is not saying a ton

1:43.1

but also like

1:44.5

it's like to pat myself on the back

1:45.9

it's like I just

1:46.9

this is this is the best I've ever been, which is not saying a ton, but also, like, it's like to pat myself on the back.

1:46.0

It's like I just, this is, this is easily the best year I've had ever.

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