Please have a seat, everybody. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert,

and I just want to start off by saying a happy Friday to you all in here and out there.

I'm thrilled you could join us here at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York, New York,

the big city of dreams. I just hope you're ready for this weekend because a major winter

storm is set to slam the Northeast tomorrow, dropping up to 20 inches of snow, which you won't

notice because it's happening outside. But Southern Florida saw our winter storm and said,

hold my beer. And don't touch my meth because recently a weather warning was issued for raining

reptiles as a guana start falling from sky in Florida. That's right. From the people who brought

you shark NATO, it's lizard, blizzard. What's happening is, what's happening is the same weather

system up here is causing temperatures in Florida to plummet and iguanas often sleep in trees

during colder weather conditions so they can end up falling from branches when they enter a dormant

state, and potentially land on unsuspecting passers-by. Of course, they're unsuspecting.

There's a word for people who walk around and expect to be pummeled by falling iguanas.

And that word is insane. By the way, don't worry too much about the iguanas.

As one Florida meteorologist explained, they are not dead. Don't approach. Once the sun is out,

they will move. So same rules apply to frozen iguanas as apply to grandma and her easy chair.

Don't touch her. She'll wake up when the sun hits her. There's bad news. Grandma.

Also in Florida. Also in Florida. There's bad news for anybody heavily invested in number two

pencils. The college board just announced the SAT will go completely digital by 2024.

I got to say, as a person who took the SAT on paper in the 80s, that makes me feel old. I'm sorry,

I'm sorry. No, I mean, that makes me feel end-to-deluvian. One rep...

One representative of the college board said the digital SAT will be easier to take,

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