It's Thursday, September 26th.

Welcome to Market Foolery.

I'm Purcell joining me in studio today from Fool.com, Matt Kelpenhaffer and David Hanson.

Welcome, gentlemen.

Hello, Chris.

David, you posted on Twitter yesterday you're you're excited for today.

Very excited.

The honorable 501 episode of market floor.

It's just it's an honor to be here on this occasion.

I guess we don't have time for a speech, but you know you can do a speech later

after we shut down the microphones.

But in all seriousness, thank you to the many congratulatory notes we got via email and on

Twitter.

So thank you from our listeners.

We're going to talk about J.P. Morgan. We're going to talk about J.P. Morgan. We're going to talk about the looming government

shutdown and the massive effect it's going to have on investors. He said, tongue planted

firmly in cheek.

And we're also going to talk about a retailer that is hitting an all-time high,

as well as an acquisition by eBay, which is, I gotta say, is pretty interesting.

But let's start with J.P. Morgan,

because CEO Jamie Diamond, I think as of this moment,

maybe earlier today, at some point, was across the river in Washington, D.C. sitting

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