Monday, May 13th. Welcome to Market Fullery.

Chris Hill joining me in studio today

from article 1, Jason Moser and Conful.com, Matt Koppenhofer.

Happy Monday, gentlemen.

Howdy, happy Monday, Chris.

I think the word for today's market foolery is strategies.

We're going to talk strategies today.

Investing for retirement, video strategies, international expansion strategies.

But in the wake of Mother's Day, by the way, on the Motley Full Money Show, we talked

about the Hooters promotion for Mother's Day.

I'm assuming none of us took advantage of that yesterday with either our mothers or our respective

wives.

Oh, Chris, if I had taken advantage of that strategy, I wouldn't be sitting here with you today.

That's probably too.

Gotta start with a quick shout out to one of our dozens of listeners, Mary Lou in Millersville, Pennsylvania. of weekend our producer Mac Greer did a little antiquing with his wife on Mother's Day and

met Mary Lou.

Mac bought a non-working old radio.

Taking one for the team.

That a boy.

You know, Max's a fan of all things radio.

So that's why one would spend money on old radio that doesn't actually work.

But Mary Lou, who Mack met through the transaction, said she's

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