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I've been watching Interior Design Masters.

Now, that I didn't see coming.

No.

Well, I was drawn in by Alan Carr was presented. design masters. Now that I didn't see coming. No.

Well, I was drawn in by Alan Carr was presenting it,

and my son loves Alan Carr.

Yes.

And he does regular comedy skits throughout.

They did a parody of YMCA.

All right.

This is the thing is that you are given a room and you have to completely redesign it.

You get a couple of builders.

And there's like an expert called Michelle Agonda,

who comes in and says, well, I'm not sure about the fabric

there. And Alan goes, and they do all that stuff. And what's not, the people are so nice. You know,

like cooks and bakers, like spiteful, envious people. But these people all seem to be genuinely happy for the other people to do well.

But really, you do watch it and think, oh God, why doesn't my house look like that?

Yeah.

You had me at Alan Cog.

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