Mr. Toys

Doug hates candy wrap or squid and baby sticky seeds

with 50 exit popcorn kernels in his teeth

there's still not one that he won't see

but Doug loves movies

Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies.

This is Doug from Movies!

There's a little bit of anger in that version of that one.

Probably because you had to deal with all the traffic and shit.

Coming to you once again from the American comedy company,

the favorite comedy club of bald eagles in Sweet Home San Diego.

Have you guys seen Chronicon, most of which takes place in this club?

A few of you have? Good, good. You can still check it out from now on.

No rush, I guess. It's Wednesday, July 8th, 2015.

Chronicon kicks off tomorrow. Let's see your name tag, Sandy D.

Impress me.

Stoner Wars, the Anthony Strikes Back, part two. I like it.

It's good front row action. Ready, player, won?

Here's that umbrella full of candy that I saw outside on the street.

And Kelly Con, episode 420, a new dope, where my bong from the Chronicon poster is lighting up.

And she's Princess Leia and there's some donuts flying through this guy.

It's pretty amazing. The skeleton tims, finally somebody had fun with that movie's title.

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