Miss Fit toys.

Doug Hades, candy wrap, or squeaky, maybe sticky seats with 50-as-and-pop, or hurdles in his teeth.

There's still not one that he won't see because Doug loves movies.

Hi everybody!

My name is Doug and I love movies.

Somebody threw in an ant and somebody's rewriting the thing.

Coming to you from the Mission Theater at Portland Oregon as part of the Portland International Film Festival!

Hundreds of filmmakers and movie lovers from all over the place are here for this Labor Day weekend festival.

It's fucking hot as shit in Portland, which is not what it's known for.

And it's Thursday, August 28th, 2014, Wolf of Wall Street Fight, Term Air 2,

Judgement Day of the Deadman, walking to all the Presidents, Men in Black, Fisher, King Ralph,

Ralph a Dog Day afternoon, Delight Sleep Perfect Murder by Deathwish 3, Amigos, Worlds,

End of Watchmen Don't Leaving Las Vegas, Food, Lodge, Jingle, all the Wains, Worlds,

Fastest Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom, Doom's Day, Doom's Days of Thunder.

At 420.

I gave the theater and the festival very explicit instructions that I needed four water glasses and a picture and my guests get none.

It's all for me, you guys.

If any of them starts eyeballing my water, I'm just going to be like, hey, back off.

That's my table of water.

I am the Water King!

Let me see your name tags, Portland.

You guys bring name tags? Oh, yes, you did.

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