Did you keep that poop knife?

No, I made her throw it away.

Yeah, okay.

But she was like, why don't we keep the knives that we get at Wendy's?

We just keep them in the bathroom to cut turds in half.

Bro, that I always envisioned a poop knife being a much longer affair.

Metal.

And metal, like a fucking plastic knife from like fast food knife.

Could agree more.

This long.

I'm not.

That's way too intimate for that particular job.

I ain't trying to get down in there like that.

Yeah.

All right, airheads, welcome back.

It's time once again for putting on airs, fancy talk, dumb boys.

That's what we do.

We're in the virtual airstream studios.

I'm trying that's Cho, and I think Cho told me beforehand.

First thing's first where we do anything else, he feels it necessary that he starts with both a retraction and an apology.

Isn't that right, Joe?

What?

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