Mark talks with Jackie Martling

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4.3 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Jackie gets everyone ready for the weekend with some great laughs.

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0:00.0	Well, now to cheer us up, the great comedian, Jackie the joke man, Jackie Martling.
0:06.2	Hey, next Thursday night, December 16th, he's at the Palm Beach Kennel Club, West Palm Beach, Florida.
0:12.4	Hey, you want a great holiday gift?
0:13.8	You know, Cameo, you can get these celebrities to do videos.
0:16.1	You can get a Jackie Martling personalized video for yourself or for a friend.
0:21.2	It's a great gift.
0:22.7	Just go cameo.com slash Jackie Martling.
0:25.6	And you get this joke of the day daily 420 on Twitter.
0:30.0	Jackie Martling, how you doing?
0:32.2	Hello there, Santa Claus.
0:33.9	What's up?
0:34.4	I hope I got a few smiles for you.
0:36.2	Thank you for the nice plugs.
0:38.3	I appreciate you Are you ready?
0:39.3	So a guy buys his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas.
0:42.3	Then the next year he doesn't get her anything.
0:45.3	She says, why didn't I get a Christmas gift from you this year?
0:48.3	He says, you never used the one I got you last year.
0:51.3	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Here's the one I got you last year.
0:57.6	All right, now you've got to pay attention.
0:59.6	Bart, Bob, and Bill.
1:00.1	You ready?
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