Mr. New York, Mark Simone.

710.W.R.

Well, this just in, Eric Adams has figured out the solution.

You've got this migrant crisis.

They are just draining all of our money and budget and everything and ruining parts in New York.

I said, well, you could just get your own buses and send them back, or you could send

them to Washington, D.C., or you could meet with the Texas governor who's sending them,

and work out a deal with him where you pay the cost of the buses, and instead they go to D.C.

Forget all that. Eric Adams has a better solution.

This has just been announced.

Mayor Eric Adams is heading to Central and South America.

He says he will try to convince the migrants not to come to the Big Apple.

Now, first of all, when he gets there, I don't know, he's going to talk to the migrants.

First of all, they don't speak English. I don't know what was going to bring a million

interpreters with him. And what's he going to say? Hello, I'm Alec. Don't come to New York.

What is he going to say to them? City Hall announced he will take an international trip Monday. The four-day journey,

he will go to south of the border in Mexico. He will head to the nearby town of Puebla,

where many Mexican migrants in New York City have traditionally

been from. Then he's going to Cuito, and that's the capital of Ecuador. Then he's going to

Bogota, Colombia. What the hell is this guy up to? What is he doing down there?

Now, he's going to go just south of the border and tell them not to come.

Meantime, you've got the drug cartel totally in charge of everything down there.

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