The Mark Simone Show

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Did you see that Chris Christie was in the Ukraine?

What is this fat slob doing in the Ukraine?

He's trying to look, I guess, presidential.

You know, he's just a big loudmouth

Ralph Cramden from New Jersey, and he's running for president, and no business running for president,

but everybody embraces him in the media and everywhere because he's going to attack Donald Trump.

As long as he's insulting Trump, they'll let him pretend he's running for president. But why is he in the Ukraine? What is he doing there?

Teaching them how to fight dirty? I mean, what is he doing there?

Showing them how to gridlock a bridge?

Maybe he's showing them the techniques he used in Fort Lee.

Maybe they can block up the bridge, move the traffic cones, and stop the Russians that way.

Well, we know what he's doing there. He's trying to look like he's not just a dirty politician

from New Jersey, and then he actually knows something about foreign affairs. But whenever you see a big

fat slob walking around a war zone, it doesn't good you know it's a war zone they've been at war

for a year nobody's fat there's no big fat people it's like uh you know you're struggling to get food

every day and here's this big fat slob walking around anyway let's go to fred in a beautiful bayville

long island fred how you doing hi mark how you doing good yeah we're right across the street from Jackie the Chokeman. Jackie Martley. Hey, the great new documentary about him that shows a lot of Bayville. I'm going to call you. I think I'll be on like a regular cable channel. I don't stream. Oh, you don't stream? On DVD, maybe. something? DVD. What century are you in? I'm 70 years old, so I don't do that. You don't see that old 70. You don't stream? You don't watch Peacock, Netflix, Max? No, no. I got the old... You got a TV antenna on the roof? Just about.

I had turned it out remote going, where's Joe Franklin?

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