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Let's go to Kathy in North Carolina.

Kathy, how you doing?

Oh, good.

Such a fog of the holidays, and we're almost back to normal.

So good to hear everybody back on the year.

Anyway, two quick things. I think we're all missing the point about, one of the points about Secretary Austin.

He was in the hospital because of results of elective surgery. And like nobody's asked what that was.

I mean, maybe it was something embarrassing and that's why he didn't, I mean,

there's something, there's a story there, which might, wait, wait, wait, what do you mean

embarrassing?

What kind of elective surgery?

You mean plastic surgery?

Something like that?

Yeah, something in plastic surgery or like a penile implant.

A penile implant?

I mean, he is a man of a certain age, and I don't know, just things like that.

I just, I feel like no one's asked the big question of what the original surgery was, and again, might not be our business.

First of all, I don't think it was plastic surgery, and if it was, he may be entitled to a refund. But penile implant, I don't think so. Okay, my second question real quick, Mark. What is a penile implant? Is that what does it make it bigger? That's for people, you know, that have diabetes and stuff. Well, wait Well, wait, wait. Well, what are the implant?

I mean... Come on, Mark. I'm not going to explain that to you. I don't know. Is that what... I'm sure I'll be taken off the air very quickly. No, but I mean, do they put in like an extension thing or... It's like a plumber comes in and... A pump. Oh, a pump. Oh.

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