The Mark Simone show on 710 W-O-R. Hey, we'll take some calls. 800, 321-0-7-10 is the number. Let's go to Rich in Myrtle Beach. Rich, how you doing? Hey, thanks, Mark. You know, you're talking about Mark Mick Jag and Paul McCart, you know, and all these shows are doing. You know, when I was young, I asked my family doctor, what's the secret to growing old?

And he says, you ever see a fat old man?

I said, no.

He goes, well, there you go.

And both of those guys are small, slight guys.

You know, you'll see a guy that's 102 years old, drank a pint of whiskey and two packs of cigarettes today,

but the guy is only 5'4.6 and weighs 125 pounds.

Obesity and having too much weight on you is what kills you. So if you stay... cigarettes today, but the guy's only 5'6 and weighs 125 pounds.

Obesity and having too much weight on you is what kills you.

So if you stay thin and young and active, like my band did 27 shows in May, we do 200 a year down here.

If you stay active in school.

You don't own any birds, do you?

No, no, but I would never own a bird. If you hate somebody, you know, if you don't like somebody, mock, you buy a parrot and will it to them because a parrot only likes one person in the house. They're going to live to be 100 years old. Yeah. All right. Thanks for calling. I'm thinking about this now. A very fat, there's no fat person in their 90s.

You're right.

You want to live to be 100.

You've got to be thin.

Hey, the other thing, they're starting to pick on Trump now because when he comes down the stairs, he walks slowly on the stairs and he holds the handrail.

That's because he and I were very close to Robert Morgenthau, the legendary DA,

who lived to be a hundred. And he kept telling us, he drilled this into us, don't ever fall.

It's when you fall, you know, you see these guys that are going to be a hundred, whether it's

George Burns or a million other examples. Then they take a horrible

fall and then from there a total decline. And Morgan thought he said, you don't fall. Always

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