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🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Mike in Florida called in to discuss Tiger Woods allegedly being found with OxyContin, and touched on the broader drinking culture in Florida. Bill from the Upper East Side of New York called in to discuss U.S. dependence on foreign oil and raised the question of whether the Department of Energy is still necessary.

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0:00.0	Mark Simone on 710 W0. Hey, let's take some calls. Let's go to Bill in Pennsylvania. Bill, how you doing? Hello, Mark. How are you? I'm a bit befuddled about attending it. Yeah, you sound. Huh? And I want to, I don't want to cause a big kerfuffle. A kerfuffle. I was one of a kerfuffle. Do you know what that word is? Yeah,
0:24.5	Krafah. I don't want to cause a big kerfuffle. A kerfuffle. I was one of a kerfuffle.
0:22.3	Do you know what that word is?
0:24.0	Yeah, kerfuffle.
0:25.3	What's the problem now?
0:27.6	Well, I'm going to the seder, and I don't know if I should take pork, baby back ribs, or do they just eat anfuls of peeps?
0:37.4	I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but it's happy hour early in Pennsylvania. Or do they just eat antholes of peeps?
0:41.3	I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but it's happy hour early in Pennsylvania.
0:43.8	Bill said it, Bill, it's 10.30, you're already drunk?
0:45.4	What's wrong with you? Well, I write for English advertising.
0:48.2	You speak English now?
0:49.2	That's good.
0:49.8	All right.
0:50.1	Now, you're going to enjoy get filter fish tonight.
0:51.8	Have a good time.
0:52.4	Yeah, tonight is the first night of Passover.
0:57.4	And big, is this normal where all the holidays come at once?
1:02.4	Passover, Good Friday, Easter.
1:04.1	They're pretty crammed together here.
1:05.9	Let's go to Mike in Florida.
1:07.5	Mike, how you doing?
1:09.2	Good morning, Mark.
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