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Let's go to Dave in Chicago.

Dave, how you doing?

Good morning, Mark.

I'm doing very well, thank you.

Mark, in the second term of President Trump, I know he's going to have Susie Wilde as his White House chief of staff,

but can President Trump order automakers to produce cars with AM radios?

And lastly, would he be open to the possibility of using a female military aid to carry the presidential nuclear

football.

Well, I'm editing myself here.

There's a lot of jokes right there about a woman carrying the football.

I'm censoring myself.

Anyway, you know how a woman can't find anything in her purse?

Yes, sir.

I'm editing myself. No jokes. That's a very good question.

Well, I listen, I don't want to sound sexist, but you know, ask anybody works in a coat room.

Usually a guy reaches in his pocket, here's my coat check.

A woman, this could take 20 minutes finding that coach.

Anyway, well, that's a dumb stereotype.

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