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Let's go to Frank in Arizona.

Frank, how you doing?

Hi, Mark.

Mark, while listening to you, I went online, it took me exactly six minutes to get a copy

of my birth certificate.

It costs $67 and I'll have it in three days.

Wow.

That's unbelievable.

You're a citizen.

You're a citizen of this country.

Yes, I am, sir.

Yeah, now, you must be some super genius to have figured that out because Mika, Brzezinski, says she can't figure out how to get a birth certificate. Then I never went to college. Imagine that. Unbelievable. That's pretty easy to do. Well, you just went to some, there's a bunch of companies that'll get you your birth certificate.

Oh, God, there's a ton of them.

Yeah, there's a ton of them, yeah.

All you got to do is put in.

Yeah, it's totally thick on it. What you put in your name, where you were born, that kind of stuff? Yes, exactly. That's it. That's it. You know, Hackensack, New Jersey was born.

And, yeah.

So they said, well, it's in three days I'll have it.

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