In from Mr. New York, Mark Simone on 710 W.O.R.

Here's Joe Concha.

We did it. I was elected the king of the United States of America.

Say goodbye to King George and hello to King Trump.

We love King Trump and they won't get rid of King Trump.

That's for sure.

I can't decide if I like King

better or Emperor. Emperor has a great ring to it and the emperor as a new groove. Did you know

that? I'm also thinking about the Supreme Leader. That's a good title and maybe even chairman

because we know the chairman sits in a very big chair, maybe even a throne.

We're looking into it, maybe like the Game of Thrones, throne, but a lot bigger and a lot pointier with more dragons, by the way.

Now that I've collected all of the infinity electoral votes, I can snap my fingers and make half of all the immigrants disappear.

And they won't be able to have abortions either. So the immigrants, they will have a lot of babies.

And those babies won't be citizens. So we're going to throw the babies into Mexico and build a giant

wall out of babies. Oh, no. And you know what? I should call pooing up because I might want to serve three terms. That sounds very nice. Maybe even four. How did he do that? How did I? How did he do that? I should ask him that. Oh. I mean, that's the greatest thing you hear all weekend. I'm sorry. You're welcome, New York, Pennsylvania, New Jersey. everywhere for for that matter, that's listening on the I Heart Radio app.

That's just too good.

They've got to get this guy on Saturday live.

Alec Baldwin did a Trump on there, and it was, like, horrible.

It sounded nothing like him.

That, I swear, I played it for one of my relatives yesterday at my sister-in-law's house, and I didn't let them see the screen.

I just played the sound.

And they were, like, dying, laughing. I'm not even sure they voted for Trump. It was a funny thing about it. But, yeah, I hope you had a good Thanksgiving, by the way. And again, if you somehow worked in to the prayer part of Thanksgiving that you were thankful that Donald Trump survived his assassination attempt as going to be the 47 president.

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