Oh, oh hi, I'm Mel Gerdroich and I'm going to be your host on...

Where there's a will.

There's a wink.

There's a wake.

So each week I'm going to be meeting with a different deceased celeb guest to discuss how they died,

what they want for their funeral, and perhaps most importantly, why I should

be unlocking the pearly gates for them. You'll laugh, you probably won't cry, but bloody hell

you'll be entertained. See you on the 20th of May, listen and watch wherever you get your podcasts.

Now before I introduced our esteemed guest, I must give a swear warning, which, well, you

wouldn't have had this a few years ago on a podcast, but you do now a swear warning because

there will be swearing.

I feel a little bit like those commentators at sporting events during COVID when you could

hear the manager at the football going, B-moving!

And now we've got to really, really go for it for the swearing to make that introduction valid.

Hello, I'm Mark Still, and I've been dancing with my dead friends all through the night.

So many people here in the afterlife.

I was with Genghis Khan this morning and I know he's got a reputation.

He's all right once you get to know him.

So this is a quick reminder that six feet under is very much alive.

And you can get more of me and the magnificent, benevolent, sportistic and desaultsman.

Someone you think is a twat.

A twat?

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