Now, has anybody told Comey you have the right to remain silent?

Enough with him already.

How many shows is this guy going to do?

Well, we'll get to James Comey.

We'll get to Donald Trump.

We'll get to Michael Cohen.

We'll get to crazy Governor Cuomo with his latest scheme.

We'll get to Bill Cosby and Amazon and Apple and more coming up.

This, you know, every time Comey is on one of these shows, like The View, normally you're

on for about six to eight minutes.

They keep him three segments, so he's on half an hour.

And Colbert, normally you're on eight minutes.

They kept him like four segments.

He was on like 38 minutes or something

so they're so busy having him on there the thrill of having Comey on they don't stop to notice he is

maybe the most boring dreary talk show host talk show guest ever he's really not a great guest

it's just kind of monotone and hush and

I mean, it's good for a couple of minutes, but 26 minutes into it, you're still trying to watch

the clip. It's very, very tough. He's been to these crisis managers, these media trainers.

They teach us to corporate executives when you're in a middle of scandal that you're supposed to do these things. You notice he does it with every

answer. Even if you ask him the worst question, isn't it true you lied under oath? This is how

they train you. He goes, well, I understand why you're asking that. I understand why you might

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