Mark's Manifesto 10 - My Demands

Lorehammer - A Warhammer 40k Podcast

Lorehammer Crew

Hobbies, Leisure

4.2 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.*In this episode, we present our completely serious, absolutely reasonable, and definitely enforceable 40K manifesto. After breaking down what makes the setting great — the myth, the tragedy, the spectacle — we lay out our three final “demands” for the community. It’s part love letter, part satire, and part rally cry for everyone who’s ever argued lore at 1 a.m. Whether you’re here for grimdark philosophy, rolling dice, or just the vibes, this one ends the only way a proper 40K manifesto should: bold and slightly unhinged.

Lorehammer Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membershipOne Time Donationshttps://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcastLink to all Linkshttps://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	The weight is over. Last One Laughing is back and it's even more brutal than last time. Share your biggest regrets. I don't regret this hair cut. What did you ask for? The Shaggy Slim Shady? Joining us this series we have... Romish Wengrenner Nathan, Diane Morgan, David Mitchell, Mel Gedroich, Amy Gledhill, Alan Carr, Bemi Sola, Ike Mello, Sam Campbell, Maisie Adam and Bob Mortimer. Anyone want a song?
0:23.3	No.
0:24.3	Last One Laughing, new series, watch now, only on Prime Video.
0:30.3	McDonald's cards are here. 24 cards to find and free food in every pack. Choose from a range of cards mills, including the legendary double big man.
0:40.2	Order a cards mill and get a pack today.
0:44.0	18 plus UK only, with selected meals subject to availability.
0:46.9	Ends 27th of April app may be required.
0:48.9	CmookD Rules.co.uk.uk.org. Okay. Hello and welcome back to Lorhammer Mark's Manifesto number 10.
1:21.0	My Demands.
1:22.5	There are many, they are complicated, and they come with threats attached.
1:26.1	No, just kidding.
1:27.3	My demands are pretty simple simple we'll get to
1:29.3	them at the end of this episode i'm gonna kind of sum up the recap a little bit rec-sum-up the recap
1:35.5	recap the last nine episodes i got a couple more thoughts that i was thinking about after you know
1:40.1	as you kind of do it all and i should probably try to sneak that in somewhere in this series so there's a couple extra little bonus things like that but yeah that's what we're going to
1:48.5	be doing here today I just want to clarify too this is not a serious episode like I'm not
1:53.9	actually making demand or nothing I'm just fucking joking around and if I say ridiculous things like
1:59.1	we march on GW unless they meet my demands.
2:01.6	I am just joking. And if you're watching the video and you're seeing me wink, that's also
2:06.1	just a twitch in my eye. So don't worry about it. But before I get into this episode, let's do
2:10.5	some quick housekeeping. Come join the Discord. Best way to get a hold of me if you want to do
2:15.3	a listener lore episode or come on the show or do whatever
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Lorehammer Crew, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Lorehammer Crew and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.