Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructable.

This episode.

Melodramatic Mark kicks off with coming up behinds, then initiates a terminal hot potato duel.

Bullshitting Bob pounds hard, upgrades James's attire, advocates golden pussy, but misses iron lung. Go watch it. Wiggly

Wade admits, then displays amnesia, mentions Mark miniscule main, and struggles with syntax.

From podcast longevity to Martha Wash. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It's time for Mark's big dangerous word game.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to Distractable, the show.

Hello and welcome to Distractable, the podcast that is definitely not going to end anytime soon.

So don't you worry about that.

We're going to be here for a while.

Don't listen to the rumors.

We are here for you for as long as we need to. Ha ha ha, ha. And you know what else is probably gonna be here? Or at least one of them. Bob and Wade! I'm one of them. There was a lot of things said there that were slightly concerning. Well, it was concerning. He said, don't listen to the rumors. Yeah, don't listen to the rumors. If it makes you feel any better, I'll give you both some concerned points.

Not that that makes them valid or anything.

Just because of my signing a point to it doesn't mean that your concerns are validated.

I'm just doing this because.

That's a good reason to do stuff.

Anyway, this is the game show.

And yes, it's a game show because points and rewards are offered during every

single one of these episodes, or at least we'll say that to get our ratings up. And I'm your host,

Markiplier, multi-hyphenated, talented weekend losing director, along with an Emmy losing director.

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